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Blue-Yellow Jersey

Written by Australian Warlord at 10:21 21/3-2022

  Our Rainbow Lorikeets have gone yellow-blue, with a black shoulder for the season.
  
  * Other teams known to have gone blue-yellow this season *
  Team_Chili
  Amstel_Flanders
  Team_Orion_365
  Alpine
  PJMcycles
  PEKAC_B
  Tashkent_Browncoats
  Nikoline

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Team Chili at 12:55 27/6-2022
  United

Australian Warlord at 13:49 22/3-2022
  Btw, a couple of other teams I've seen go blue-yellow include Team_Chili, Amstel_Flanders, Team_Orion_365, Alpine, & PJMcycles

Lesura AFC at 10:42 21/3-2022
  Nice one

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